home is where the heart is
{ and the bra isn't }
Hey you!
I'm jen,
and I'm so happy you popped over to my blog! We don't take things too seriously around here so I hope you brought your sense of humor and your wine glass. Let's style a table, shall we?!
Cheers!
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beautiful kids
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handsome husband
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adorable dog
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Sarcastic Jen
wanna know more?
Check out the "Dad Jokes" highlight on my Instagram page for even more terrible jokes.
{ I totally understand why you wouldn't though! }
worst things
the
my husband has ever said
"I didn't used to like facial hair. But then it grew on me. "
{ just, don't }
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes."
{ make it stop! }
"The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."
{ please, no }
"I was wondering the other day why a frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets to you. And then it hit me."
{ Seriously? }
"I recently took a poll. And 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed."
{ I'm done }
